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Mystified by monogamy? Lost in the lingerie aisle? Confused by kinks or struggling with sex in general? Our resident agony aunt Prudence offers answers to PRUDE readers’ problems, to help direct and soothe, or at least make you laugh…
Q. What are some of the best angles and positions to spice up my nudes?
A. Can you do the splits? Time to learn! No, I jest – but you can do some interesting choreography to match your levels of flexibility. Try curving into the shape of the first letter of their name whilst wearing your most adventurous underwear.
You could copy your favourite Renaissance nudes – do a little Botticelli pastiche in your bedroom or pose with an apple like Adam n’ Eve for the groovy art history meme quality.
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Or, instead of sending nudes, maybe turn your sexy bod into an exclusive for-their-eyes-only gif. That’s your own mini digital flickbook of personal connection and allure right there. You have to really trust them for this but then the same goes for if you send classic nudes – and a gif is funnier.
If you’ve got a problem to do with sex, relationships or anything Prude-ish, send in your question to Prudence at: ukprude@anonymous
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